How to Beef Up Your Programming Output

More than 1600 Kms away in a popular tourist destination called Cairns, Rabone Systems came across a unique method to boost your programming output.

Dane Sandilands, a Sydney based integrator who has cut his teeth working for the rich and infamous, introduced us to a strange and unique concept that actually improves your ability to output code at an alarming rate.

Starting with quiet ale at a saloon style restaurant called “Outback Jack’s”, when it came to ordering meals Dane opted for the 1 kg rump steak challenge.

Unbeknown to Sandilands, his 1 kg of medium cooked steak was served with a 1 kg side serving of potato wedges and an entire crop of vegetables.

With only 30 minutes to devour what looked to be the best part of a whole cow, Dane had to order an extra serving of sauce on the side and additional ale to wash it down with.

At the 29 minute mark Dane had managed to eat the majority of the cow but like any kid refused to eat his greens and left a large portion of potato wedges due to his low carbohydrate intake diet.

Dane commented, “Once you get past the dizzy spells and nausea, it is not too bad.”

Sandilands, a pioneer of this increased productivity method put it to the test the following day when he managed to accomplish the impossible and make it back to Sydney before the weekend was over.

One thing debated was the use of a land based toilet the following day as the off shore facilities where Dane was operating from may not have had the necessary plumbing requirements to achieve the desired flush.

Never the less, a full house for Dane and we are sure that his pioneering days are far from over.